Jokes for Kids

Jokes for Kids
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Is there anything a child adores more than jokes? Whether it is cracking jokes or hearing jokes, children like a good joke. They also like learning new tricks and telling them to their friends or family. Children are born comedians, which makes them the perfect persons to teach jokes.

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Here are some jokes you can share with your kid when they are down and encourage them to use tricks when their playmates could use extra kindness.

Popular Jokes for Kids

  • Q: What does a cloud put on under his raincoat?

A: Thunderwear.

  • Q: What did the traffic light whisper to the car?

A: Do not look. I’m about to change.

  • Q: What did the fisherman tell the magician?

A: Select a cod, any cod.

  • Q: What did the snowman tell the other snowman?

A: Do you smell carrots?

  • Q: What is a sleeping dinosaur called?

A: A dino-snore!

  • Q: What is fast, loud, and crunchy?

A: A rocket chip!

  • Q: Why did the teddy bear whisper no to dessert?

A: Because he was stuffed

  • Q: What has ears but can’t listen?

A: A cornfield.

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  • Q: What did the left eye whisper to the right eye?

A: Between us, something smells!

  • Q: What did one plate tell the other plate?

A: Dinner is on me!

  • Q: What is brown, hairy, and put on sunglasses?

A: A coconut on vacation.

  • Q: When you’re looking for something, why is it often in the last place you look?

A: Because when you discover it, you quit looking.

  • Q: Why did the student consume his homework?

A: Because the teacher said to him, it was a piece of cake!

  • Q: Why did the child cross the playground?

A: To get to the other slide.

  • Q: What did the Dalmatian say immediately after lunch?

A: That hit the spot!

  • Q: How does a vampire begin a letter?

A: Tomb it may concern

  • Q: What is a magician’s favorite subject in school?

A: Spelling!

  • Q: What do you name a droid that takes the long route through?

A: R2 detour.

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  • Q: How do you create a lemon drop?

A: Allow it to fall.

  • Q: Why was six afraid of seven?

A: Because seven, eight, nine

  • Q: How do you prevent an astronaut’s baby from whimpering?

A: You rocket!

  • Q: Two pickles fell out of a container onto the floor. What did one whisper to the other?

A: Dill with it.

  • Q: What sort of water can’t freeze?

A: Hot water.

  • Q: Why does a seagull fly across the sea?

A: Because if a  seagull flew over the bay, it would be called a baygull

  • Q: What did the limestone tell the geologist?

A: Don’t take me for granite!

  • Q: What type of tree fits into your hand?

A: A palm tree!

  • Q: What do you name a duck that gets all A’s?

A: A wise quacker.

  • Q: Why did the cookie visit the hospital?

A: Because he felt crummy

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  • Q: What did the little corn tell the mama corn?

A: Where is pop corn?

  • Q: Why was the baby strawberry sobbing?

A: Because both his parents were in a jam.

  • Q: What is terrible than raining cats and dogs?

A: Hailing taxis!

  • Q: What falls during winter but never gets injured?

A: Snow!

  • Q: How do you speak to a giant?

A: Use big words!

  • Q: What do you call a ghost’s true love?

A: His ghoul-friend.

  • Q: What animal is often at a baseball game?

A: A bat

  • Q: What building in New York has more stories?

A: The public library!

  • Q: How does the moon shave his hair?

A: Eclipse it.

  • Q: How do we know that the sea is friendly?

A: It waves!

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  • Q: What is a tornado’s favourite game to play?

A: Twister!

  • Q: What did one volcano whisper to the other?

A: I lava you!

  • Q: How do you make a squirrel to like you?

A: Act like a nut!

  • Q: How do you know a vampire has a cold?

A: She starts coffin.

  • Q: How does a scientist freshen her breath?

A: With experi-mints!

  • Q: What would you call two birds that are in love?

A: Tweethearts!

  • Q: How are false teeth like stars?

A: They get out at night!

  • Q: What did the banana whisper to the dog?

A: Nothing. Bananas can’t talk.

  • Q: What animal was the first in space?

A: The cow that hopped over the moon.

  • Q: Why can’t Elsa keep a balloon?

A: Because she will let it go

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  • Q: How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

A: It moves over a jarring experience.

  • Q: What do you name a boomerang that won’t just come back?

A: A stick.

  • Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

A: Because the chicken was not born yet

  • Q: Whats the time when the clock hits 13?

A: Time to obtain a new clock

  • Q: What do you think about the new diner on the moon?

A: The food was good, but there wasn’t much atmosphere.

  • Q: How can you get an octopus to laugh?

A: With ten-tickles!

  • Q: What’s green and can fly?

A: Super Pickle!

  • Q: How can you make a tissue dance?

A: You leave a little boogie in it.

  • Q: What musical instrument is discovered in the bathroom?

A: A tuba toothpaste.

  • Q: Why did the child carry a ladder to school?

A: Because she wished to go to high school

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  • Q: What did the nose tell the finger?

A: Stop picking on me!

  • Q: Where do vampires save their money?

A: A blood bank.

  • Q: What is a dog magician called?

A: A labracadabrador.

  • Q: Why can’t the pony sing a lullaby?

A: She was a small horse.

  • Q: Where do pencils go on holiday?

A: Pencil-vania.

  • Q: What do elves memorize in school?

A: The elf-abet.

  • Q: What gets moister the more it dries?

A: A towel.

  • Q: What do baseball and cake have in common?

A: They both require a batter!

Advantages of Jokes for Kids

There are a lot of advantages when children tell jokes or listen to jokes. Jokes give social, physical, and emotional benefits for your kid. So if you have not started telling your children jokes, now is the best time to introduce tricks to them.

Here are some few advantages of jokes:

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  • Better Coping Skill

Jokes assist children in coping better with stress. It provides your kids with an outlet when stuff gets complicated. When they have many humorous jokes at hand, they can tell a person a funny joke or imagine an amusing joke to reduce the stress they feel

  • Oral Skills

Jokes help teach children word sounds, definitions of particular words, a more extensive vocabulary, and even practice spelling

  • Promotes Family Time

Jokes facilitate family time as it enables interaction with everyone and gets the entire family involved. Even little kids with no idea of the joke will start giggling when everyone else in the family starts

  • Better Health

We have heard it for years that laughter is the best medicine, so what’s a better way to giggle than by cracking a good joke? 

  • Social Interaction

We want to assist our kids in learning social interaction skills. Jokes teach the children these skills by interacting with others and the patience to wait for a person to reply. Jokes bring children together that generally have nothing in common, but everyone adores a good joke, so it provides them with something to interact with

According to psychologists, laughter helps to lessens anxiety, promotes brain capacity, boosts inventiveness, and enhances physical health. So sharing jokes with your children isn’t just fun but also beneficial as it helps strengthen their physical and mental wellbeing.

However, for most parents, the advantages of humor are only a bonus. Sharing jokes with children is fun, and that is all the reason we require it.

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Peter Oluwafemi
Oluwafemi Peter is a content creator who has an interest in music, tech, sports and people. He resides in Ogun state, Nigeria.
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